39th Anniversary Garage Sale!
WHAT ARE YOU GRINNIN’ AT?! All **NEW** BURKHART PENCIL PACKS are in and they are sure to give you or the friend you gift them to a good laugh. Burkhart, the king of everything Grinchy; seems appropriate to compare him to the grumpy green guy! He always has something grumpy to say… Nothing ever his fault, nothing positive and never a real smile…. The only thing happy and fun he did was those iconic hip circle dances at the Halloween party…. Those were some swinging hips Burkhart!! Give the gift of Burkhart pencils this Christmas!! It’s sure to make friends and give a good laugh!! Anybody who walks by your desk and glances at your custom UNREAL writing implement and comments on the simple but iconic quote, beautifully embossed with gold foil… should be an INSTANT friend to you!! And we don’t want to hear about how the nose of the pencil is too thick, or it needs lots more rocker… We know know you don’t write straight, like some people you know… And if you don’t like them, don’t be throwing a Burkhart tantrum and try to return ‘em. No… these are not OLD MAN’S PENCILS… Hey you came to us Pal, we didn’t come to you. Sorry it didn’t work out.
Messages on pencils include: MY BOARD READY YET?, BURKHART CHEATS, I NEED THIS WIN, SINGLE FIN MENTALITY, BURKHART BREAKS BOARDS, WHERE’S ALL THE WOMEN?!, THOSE SHOTS BURN ‘EM, SH#T DAMNIT, IDIOT, WHAT ARE YOU GRINNIN’ AT?, 30 SECONDS LANCE, ALEX GET ME A BEER
12 #2 custom unsharpened pencils
MADE IN USA
Packaged & ready to be gifted
Gold foil embossed with custom NORTH SHORE quotes
Writes in grafite
Latex free erasers
Original Burkhart art by DEREK WEST @DEREKWESTART (Grinchy edits by us)
*Made by Positive Pencil Co.
A portion of the proceeds goes to charity! Most recently donating to CASA for kids in foster care!
Do you LISTEN TO TURTLE?! Yeah… NOH!!
10 #2 custom unsharpened pencils
MADE IN USA
Packaged & ready to be gifted
Gold foil embossed with LISTEN TO TURTLE
Writes in grafite
Latex free erasers
*Made by Positive Pencil Co.
A portion of the proceeds goes to charity! Most recently donating to CASA for kids in foster care!
HOWZIT?! Welcome to LISTEN SKATE!
STAY LOOSE …This is just the beginning!
Shaped it, sanded it, gripped it!
Standard popscicle shape skate deck
FEATURES:
The 8.0” has a length of 31.25” and wheelbase of 14”
The 8.5” has a length of 32.5” and wheelbase of 14.25”
Custom 7 Ply Maple hardwood
COMPLETE set up includes:
Black Grip Tape
INDEPENDENT TRUCKS come in 2 sizes (Stage 11 polished standard trucks)
BONES REDS Bearings
POWELL PERALTA BONES 100’s, 54 mm
You can hear the music in your head… You can imagine each surf spot and what happened and the history that went down….
Do we even really need to explain…
“ DAWN PATROL SUNSET”… “SPIT….WELCOME TO PIPELINE… Banzai Pipeline?! The one and only, Brah.” …”Waimea’s Breaking…” The HORN… and OUT THEY GO!” …
These are the legendary beaches and surf spots, in order, where legendary things took place… Drink your coffee and know that you too are LEGENDARY… SUNSET, PIPE, WAIMEA… PIPE WORLD CLASSIC!!! Where will life take YOU next?!
Classic 15 oz ceramic mug
4.5” high x 3.4” diameter
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Strong, ceramic construction / Meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety
Printed in Reno, NV
Slight misprint on bottom of cup that was sanded down, but full functioning mug
Authentic 32oz HydroFlask with LISTEN logo Sticker. Shaka!!
What are you Grinnin’ at?
This sweater needs no explanation… Walk into the party… The people who get it… make friends with them stat… the people that don’t… Well, they can still be your friends, but you know the saying… Make new friends, but keep the old… one is silver and the other gold… The ones who get it… GOLD.
The Burkhart quotes will be flowin’ when you’re showing up at the party with this one! “ALEX, Get me a Beer!”
100% polyester
100% BURKHART
*Misprint Art
SPIT!! Welcome to…. Pipeline, or whatever beach, pool or wave pool you’re at!! Let’s go Barney!! Lance is waiting!! When are you gonna stop calling your friends, Barney? You know the rulez!! Be the envy of everyone at the beach with this beautiful, BRIGHT AND COLORFUL towel with an iconic scene we all know and love… Original Art by one of the greatest NORTH SHORE/80s nostalgic artists of all time, DEREK WEST @DEREKWESTART
POLY top/COTTON underside -blend
Sublimated towel (Wash before first use, and it will fade a little with each wash)
35" x 60"
Original art by DEREK WEST @DEREKWESTART // With custom DW logo (unfortunately cut off on many of the towels)
Warning: These towels are known for disappearing off beaches, so stash it when surfing or leaving applying aloee to random strangers!!
LISTEN LOGO SOCKS!! Blue striped, long cotton crew socks. Definitely have that old-school vibe and feel! Throw ‘em on and heck, wear ‘em with your slippahs and get that toe sock wedgie! Life is too short to care what others think! STAY LOOSE!!
LISTEN logo printed socks
100% cotton
long, crew style
OSFM -one size fits most!
So… you eat o what?
12 #2 custom unsharpened pencils
MADE IN USA
Packaged & ready to be gifted
Gold foil embossed with GOOOD EH
Writes in grafite
Latex free erasers
*Made by Positive Pencil Co., not myself
A portion of the proceeds goes to charity! Most recently donating to CASA for kids in foster care!
ALEX, Get me a board that works…. MY BOARD. When your shaper doesn’t make your deck the way you want it… tell ‘em and make sure to have a big adult tantrum about it too. Life is too short to be nice. #GOAHEADGOSHRED and enter into every contest out there. #$$$ #Career #BeGoodPublicityForYa
Standard popsicle shape skate deck
FEATURES:
The 8.0” has a length of 31.25” and wheelbase of 14”
The 8.25” has a length of 32” and a wheelbase of 14.25”
The 8.5” has a length of 32.5” and wheelbase of 14.5”
Custom 7 Ply Maple hardwood
COMPLETE set up includes:
Black Grip Tape
INDEPENDENT TRUCKS come in 2 sizes (Stage 11 polished standard trucks)
BONES REDS Bearings
POWELL PERALTA BONES 100’s, 54 mm
NORTH SHORE Necklace
Two options: 14K Gold filled or the Rose Gold filled
Necklace is 19 Inches long on both
GOLD-FILLED JEWELRY:
- 14kt Gold-Filled jewelry is made by bonding a solid layer of 14kt gold on top of another metal, but this layer is 1000 - 10,000 times thicker than gold plating, resulting in a durable, long-lasting product that looks gorgeous like solid gold.
- Gold-Filled jewelry can also be worn by people with sensitive skin.
Go Get It Roger Wool Cuffed Embroidered Beanie.
Cold mornings throwin’ coconuts into the water with your “Roger”? This beanie will help keep you warm when you realize you’re not Chandler and all you have is your dumb, boring tennis ball to throw and you’re not in Hawaii either… sorry about that! But hey, at least you’re a “good man” like Chandler! You probably aren’t even fat, and you probably don’t watch too much tv or yell that much either! So…
WOOOOO!!
Do the Chandler celebration dance! Go Get it Roger, Yeah!!
LISTEN LOGO SOCKS!! Blue striped, long cotton crew socks. Definitely have that old-school vibe and feel! Throw ‘em on and heck, wear ‘em with your slippahs and get that toe sock wedgie! Life is too short to care what others think! STAY LOOSE!!
LISTEN logo printed socks
100% cotton
long, crew style
OSFM -one size fits most!
Here on the North Shore we treat our firends Mo Bettah.
Treat your friends Mo Bettah with this hand branded leather, stainless steel flask.
HOWZIT?! Welcome to LISTEN SKATE!
STAY LOOSE …This is just the beginning!
Shaped it, sanded it, gripped it!
UNREAL 80s FISH SHAPE, like Turtle might have had in his shop on the NORTH SHORE! This board is beautiful man…Almost as good as one of Chandler’s.
FEATURES:
Length- 31 1/8”
Width- 9.25”
Wheelbase- 14.25 “
Custom 7 Ply Maple hardwood
COMPLETE set up includes:
Black Grip Tape
INDEPENDENT TRUCKS (169 Stage 11 polished skateboard trucks, 9” wide)
BONES REDS Bearings
POWELL PERALTA RAT-BONES OLD SCHOOL RE-ISSUE Wheels (Flourescent Green) 60 mm diameter / 90a hardness
1/4” black risers (NOT SHOWN IN PICS)
*Some shades may have minor shipping damage, but still LUCKY!
Where you headed? The North Shore!
This is your LUCKY SHADE!
Want to feel like you just got kicked out of Club Hubba Hubba and jumped in a stickered jeep with two Aussie Pro Surfers. Alex Rogers and Occy?! Well jump in because you’re about to go hunting for hot shugga!! No worries, mate! Every surfer does it…now jump (AKA: give us your money LOL) And don’t get only one!! This car shade can’t be shared like a hot shugga stick! Grab one for your friends cause these won’t last long!! It’s your initiation!
Merging anti-UV coating and aluminized film cushion, this car sun shade can protect seats
and dashboards from cracking due to sun damage while also keeping them cool to the touch.
Original art by Visalia artist, DEREK WEST. Check him out! IG: @derekwestart
• Material: 100 % polyester and aluminized film cushion.
• Size: 55inch x 30inch (140cm x 75cm)
• Foldable design offers quick installation or removal.
• Heat sublimation technique used to prevent discoloring, long-lasting effects.
***NEW *** How do you plan to spend your hard earned WAVEPOOL CHAMP Giant Check this Winter?! Oh we know… but the world needs to know too… What better way to boast that you’re not only an ARIZONA WAVEPOOL CHAMPION… but that you’re taking that hard earned, radical cutbacking cash and calling HAWAIIAN AIRLINES to book that trip to go surf the BIG WAVES OF THE NORTH SHORE—who needs tacos… not you!!!! Say it loud and proud!! You earned it!! Now go count up that cash, and tell you mom that you’re turning down that art school scholarship—-Instead you have big plans to surf like Lance Burkhart within 3 weeks!! Ed Lusky promised you’d have a place to stay if you were ever in Hawaii, so pack your yellow tank, your teal quicksilver trucks and your championship silver surfer buckle in your bag… and don’t forget your twinny… It’s traveling time!
High-quality, heavyweight cotton canvas
20”W x 15” H x 5”D zippered tote
1” strap
Machine wash with cold water inside-out and hanging to dry for longevity
Designed and manufactured in the USA
LISTEN Sweatpants with pockets are here!!! LIVE and LISTEN in these wear-everyday, UNREAL sweatpants! Drop Turtle lines with style and don’t forget to STAY LOOSE always.
Sporty, essential, everyday wear fleece sweatpants
50/50 cotton/poly fleece
Elastic waistband and cuffs
Drawstring at waist
Side pockets
LISTEN Long logo along side seam, under side pocket (Only one side)
STAY LOOSE HAOLE foil-stamped notecards are beautiful man! Bring back the joy of the 80s with handwritten notes!! STAY LOOSE HAOLE is hand pressed in gold foil, and sure to make someone you love feel extra special. Here on the NORTH SHORE we treat friends, mo bettah! Gift them a foil stamped note card pack or send them a note from your personal stash!
• Set of 10 premium quality flat A2 white 110lb notecards
• 10 luxury LIGHT GREEN COLOR pointed flap envelopes
• Hot gold foil pressed
• Packaged ready for gifting in a stationery box
*Made by Positive Pencil Co.
A portion of the proceeds goes to charity! Most recently donating to CASA for kids in foster care!
BRAND NEW for the summer and in 80’s bright yellow!! Get you hands on one of these Eco-Koozies that Burkhart would be proud to see you repping. No more going to parties and getting you own beer... Have your friend, who may or may not be in a ballerina tutu doing hip circles, get it for you... And best part is, you don't even need to ask! Just let the koozie do the talking! Keep your beers or any other canned drink (that your friend gets for you) cold as ice! "WOT YANK!"
3 5⁄8" W x 5" H
1/8" high-density recycled-open cell scuba foam made from up to 80% post-consumer recycled PET bottles
DEREK WEST original art edition
Custom DEREK WEST LISTEN logo on the underside
Single Fin Mentality beer by Vitamin Sea Brewing is sold separately vitaminseabrewing.com
STAY LOOSE HAOLE Pencil Pack
10 #2 custom unsharpened pencils
MADE IN USA
Packaged & ready to be gifted
Gold foil embossed with STAY LOOSE HAOLE
Writes in grafite
Latex free erasers
*Made by Positive Pencil Co.
A portion of the proceeds goes to charity! Most recently donating to CASA for kids in foster care!
Let’s take care of yo back…
10 #2 custom unsharpened pencils
MADE IN USA
Packaged & ready to be gifted
Gold foil embossed with GOOOD EH
Writes in grafite
Latex free erasers
*Made by Positive Pencil Co.
A portion of the proceeds goes to charity! Most recently donating to CASA for kids in foster care!
HI…HAOLE TO YOU TOO foil-stamped notecards are beautiful man! Bring back the joy of the 80s with handwritten notes!! HI…HAOLE TO YOU TOO is hand pressed in gold foil, and sure to make someone you love feel extra special. Here on the NORTH SHORE we treat friends, mo bettah! Gift them a foil stamped note card pack or send them a note from your personal stash!
• Set of 10 premium quality flat A2 white 110lb notecards
• 10 luxury GOLF GREEN COLOR pointed flap envelopes
• Hot gold foil pressed
• Packaged ready for gifting in a stationery box
*Made by Positive Pencil Co.
A portion of the proceeds goes to charity! Most recently donating to CASA for kids in foster care!
We have searched for years to find the perfect pareo/sarong that closely matches the beautiful fabric that covered the circling hula hips of the beautiful Kiani while she danced to “PAPALINA LAHILAHI” with legendary band, Makaha Sons of Ni’ihau. Warning: Wearing this pareo might make you want to invite random haoles to your family luau, but don’t worry, your brother’s will make sure they don’t feel super welcome. Vince will be notified if necessary.
*Yellow, orange and Pink Tie Dye Pareo
*Extra Long Sarongs are worn in a variety of ways. Suitable for plus sizing, they can also be used for tying as a sarong dress.
*They are made from fast drying, breathable rayon and measure approximately 82″ x 46″ plus the fringe, (25% longer than a regular sarong).
*They wash easily by hand or machine. Hang to dry. Wash separately the first time or two.
HOWZIT?! It’s back to school season and what better way to start off the new school year than to show up at school or work with a pack of pencils that will help you make friends one way… the right way. Anybody who walks by your desk and glances at your custom UNREAL writing implement and comments on the simple but iconic quote, beautifully embossed with gold foil… should be an INSTANT friend to you!! Maybe you might even want to treat friends mo bettah, and gift a pack to that special somebody! Now, GO AHEAD GO SHRED this year and if you make a mistake, forget about it, bag it, STAY LOOSE HAOLE!!!!
Messages on pencils include: SCRUB IT KOOK, BURKHART CHEATS, 30 SECONDS LANCE, GO AHEAD GO SHRED, SPIT WELCOME TO PIPELINE, STAY LOOSE HAOLE, NOBODY LISTENS TO TURTLE, YEAH NOH, GO GET IT ROGER, WHATEVAS WE GO, HOWZIT?! GNARLY MASK EH, ME NO BRAH
12 #2 custom unsharpened pencils
MADE IN USA
Packaged & ready to be gifted
Gold foil embossed with custom NORTH SHORE quotes
Writes in grafite
Latex free erasers
*Made by Positive Pencil Co.
A portion of the proceeds goes to charity! Most recently donating to CASA for kids in foster care!
HOWZIT?! Welcome to LISTEN SKATE!
STAY LOOSE …This is just the beginning!
Shaped it, sanded it, gripped it!
Standard popscicle shape skate deck
FEATURES:
The 8.0” has a length of 31.25” and wheelbase of 14”
The 8.5” has a length of 32.5” and wheelbase of 14.25”
Custom 7 Ply Maple hardwood
COMPLETE set up includes:
Black Grip Tape
INDEPENDENT TRUCKS come in 2 sizes (Stage 11 polished standard trucks)
BONES REDS Bearings
POWELL PERALTA BONES 100’s, 54 mm
Don’t even touch Barney!!
Set of 3 cards- Original art by UNREAL multimedia artist Paige Winston!
They’re finally here…. Good Eh Jerky Co. Tees … Making it ourselves since 1987!!
White- 100% Ringspun Cotton // Heather Grey- 90% Cotton 10% Polyester
Original Art by Los Angeles sculptor and artist, Brian Vazquez // @WAV3HOG //. WWW.BRIANVAZQUEZ.COM
Machine wash cold
Howzit?!
Set of 5 Blank Cards! Original art by artist Paige Winston
@meilaniwani